[Fwd: Was zum lachen]

[Rene Lange]

Dietmar Guhe wrote:
> 
> Heute hab ich mal wieder was lustiges gelesen.
> 
>      Der geheime Code des neuen Windows 98:
> 
>      /*
>      TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
>      Project: Chicago(tm)
>      Projected release-date: Summer 1998
>      */
>      #include "win31.h"
>      #include "evenmore.h"
>      #include "oldstuff.h"
>      #include "billrulz.h"
>      #define INSTALL = HARD
>      char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>      void main()
>      {
>      while(!CRASHED)
>      {
>      display_copyright_message();
>      display_bill_rules_message();
>      do_nothing_loop();
>      if (first_time_installation)
>      {
>      make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop();
>      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); }
>      write_something(anything);
>      display_copyright_message();
>      do_nothing_loop();
>      do_some_stuff();
>      if (still_not_crashed)
>      {
>      display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop();
>      basically_run_windows_3.1();
>      do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); }
>      }
>      if (detect_cache())
>      {
>      disable_cache();
>      }
>      if (fast_cpu())
>      {
>      set_wait_states(lots);
>      set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>      set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>      }
>      // Printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); Printf("Welcome to Windows98");
>      if (system_ok())
>      crash(to_dos_prompt);
>      else
>      system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(1) {
>      sleep(5);
>      get_user_input();
>      sleep(5);
>      act_on_user_input();
>      sleep(5);
>      }
>      create_general_protection_fault();
>      }
> 
> Bis bald
> 
> Dietmar

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